Saturday, July 1, 2006

open letter

dear man driving by my house today,
i don't drive by your home while you are outside and yell "dumbass". Please reciprocate by not yelling "bigass" as you pass by my home.
regards,
erin
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5 comments:

  1. HeidiJuly 2, 2006 at 9:49 AM

    OH MY GOSH! I hate him. Did you get a plate number so we can slash his tires? Hey-maybe its the same guy who knocked off my sideview mirror. Some predator in your neighborhood who prowls around looking for ass hole things to do and say for no reason. If it makes you feel any better, I was running about a year ago in the P.H. and these disgusting trashy guys pulled up next to me and one of them yelled, "That's right baby, run that gut off". Effers.

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  2. ErinJuly 2, 2006 at 10:48 AM

    this is why i have a hard time with men in general. I know i shouldn't generalize because i'm sure it's the same handful of guys driving around smashing off mirrors and making fun of women they don't know. But since i never see their faces, i end up wondering if every guy i meet is one of "those guys". Ugh.

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  3. ErinJuly 2, 2006 at 10:52 AM

    ps. 1) you do not have a "gut". I mean, you have one in the sense that your intestine is sometimes called a "gut". I think you know what i mean. I just saw your ridiculously (and hard-earned) FLAT belly 2 days ago. So, ef those guys. 2) i do have a big ass. I always have. It's very broad and not a nice round one. But hey, it's what my momma gave me. And it took her 9 months to make it.
    3) i do not think that i should have to do word verification when posting a comment on my own blog.

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  4. RachelJuly 2, 2006 at 2:16 PM

    i put these people in the same category with people who start computer viruses. i just don't understand the motivation, or what they are getting out of being jackasses.

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  5. RogueHistorianJuly 6, 2006 at 8:55 AM

    I've noticed that people like that usually have some sort of major problem - physical, pyschological, emotional, intellectual, whatever. They're usually looking for a reaction - so I give them one. I smile and wave (either with one or all five fingers depending on how I feel at that moment). Or I make funny faces at them. It's amazing how quickly they they get pissed off when I treat them like the little kid/brat they are! I do the same thing with other drivers when they get mad that I'm only going 5 miles over the speed limit. This is how I keep myself amused!

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