as a battering ram to peel up old vinyl flooring, you do not want to let the T-handle get behind your leg at any time. Because at some point you will get so involved in the ramming action that you will ram the handle right into the part of your leg between the calf and the back of your knee. And it will cause you an excruciating amount of pain. The kind of pain where you open your mouth to scream and no sound can even come out.
And then you will have to just sit down and write up a new blog post.
I didn't feel like working on Magnus' house tonight. It seems that 2 of the 3 of use who live here have a real problem with peeing in inappropriate places, and so I'm really kind of angry with both Magnus and Stella right now. I guess the reality is that 1 of the 3 of us has the problem and the other 2 just go wherever they want. After finding yet another spot from Magnus in the kitchen this morning and then a spot Stella left on the plastic-covered sofa in the basement, I kind of wanted to just tie them together with bungee cords and drop them off somewhere remote and forget that I ever had a pet. I mean, first of all, I took both of them in when they had no place to call home. Secondly, I give them what I consider to be a pretty decent home. Third, I never ever take a leak in their beds or where they eat or in their favorite spots to hang out, so why do they do that to me? I suppose it could be argued that I piss in their big porcelain water bowl all the time, but that's all semantics. It makes me really resent them at times.
And now that I have anecdotal evidence of both cases, I'm going to say that I think that dog piss is actually more offensive than cat piss. I mean, cat piss is pretty nasty when you get right up on it, but dog piss is definitely more pungent and pervasive. Although it's possible that Magnus has left a spot somewhere and I've just missed it.
You should ask Joy about cat pee.
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