Gyno-phone

I wanted to wait until I was finished with the appointment to mention this. When I called to schedule my annual appointment with the Lady Doctor, the phone lady was like, “oh, it’s been a long time, you’re really overdue” and I was all, (in my head cos I’m scared to be this mean in real life) ”no, you sent me a card in July to schedule the appointment and now I’m scheduling it.” I mean, honestly, they sent the card 3 months ago, fine. But seriously? If I get my annual Pap smear after 15 months instead of 12? I mean, it’s not like this is an oil change where it matters about the extra mileage.

 

And even if it were, I just haven’t put that many miles on it this year.