"Quoties"

So, after my painful rejection by One Sentence, I decided that my future sorts of submissions would be directly to mine own blog. So, having said that, here is a pic I would have sent to the “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks.

Now, I have a couple of comments on this matter. First, I have to think that having a sign like this would actually lead to an increase in the number of visits by undercovers. I mean, it just screams "wink wink, nudge nudge". Second, when I mentioned my One Sentence rejection and this photo to my good friend Heidi, she said, and I quote, "Weeelll, you could probably submit that and she'd probably post it, because she doesn't seem to be all that picky about what she puts up there." Ah, Heidi. She does have a way with the words, that one.