This is old, but so outstanding

WeinerMobile Wipes Out

So, I happen to know a woman who was a "hotdogger" as a young lass - I didn't realise there was this whole "passing of the torch" aspect to it, but it makes sense. I mean, if you're going to be driving the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile around the country, you should have to be one of the elite, like captain of the cheerleading squad or something equally accomplished.

At any rate, this is a great article full of all the kinds of awful puns and innuendos to be expected from a crash of a 7,000 pound mobile hot dog, and it comes courtesy of a Kansas City blog about, I think, absurd traffic incidents and general crime. The highlight of the blog itself, though not the reason I stumbled upon it, is that our very own Local 12 is featured not once, but multiple times, for "Dance Party Fridays" in the traffic reporting segment:
01/11/08
2/15/08