I love t-shirts with terrible slogans on them. It's true. For example, when I was younger, there was a t-shirt that read "I'm not prejudiced. I hate everybody." Also, "Married at last...now I can get fat," and "I'm not smart, but I can lift heavy things". These are shirts that my parents would not let me own. I suppose I'm somehow better for not having owned those, but I still get a kick out of totally tasteless tees.
Here are some of my very favourites I've collected via my involvement with the internet.
http://subscribe.theonion.com/product_info.php?cPath=5_20&products_id=171
http://www.onehorseshy.com/lowbrow/myspace?p=onehorseshy.66616785
http://subscribe.theonion.com/product_info.php?cPath=5_20&products_id=170
http://www.onehorseshy.com/lowbrow/my_other_ride?p=onehorseshy.27786890
http://www.onehorseshy.com/lowbrow/guess_what_chicken_butt?p=onehorseshy.69593909
If you have any terrible shirts to share, please post them in the comments!!
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I like the "bad grammar makes me [sic]" one from the same website as the "chicken butt" one. All very funny, thanks for sharing!!!
ReplyDeleteAHHH-I was going to leave that one!! I loved all of those, though. So this one isn't really funny but whenever I see those clever sayings t-shirts I think of this guy Matt Swank who was in band with me who wore a t-shirt that said "Guns don't kill people. I kill people". Riiiight. But I did go to a dance with him. But it was like 2 years after he first wore that shirt. He was really nice. SHUT UP.
ReplyDeletelove it.
ReplyDeleteJustin's favorite shirts:
I'd rather be playing with my weiner. (with a picture of a weiner dog)
and
SHUCKS! (with a picture of corn.)