i mean i've done some things this satisfying...

...but they have all required the involvement of at least one other person.

the dingo is hands-down the funnest thing you can do by yourself. and i've also done a LOT of things by myself.

this thing is amazing. i'm actually basking in the afterglow.

in other news, i showed the apartment for the first time this cycle, and it was 3 cute girls who came to see it, and one of them absolutely loved stella, so i said, "well, she comes with the place because she lives here". Now, i had told the ARMY boyz i was bringing the new people at 6:45, and sure enough, at 6:50, Matt is in the shower so i take the girls upstairs cos i can't show them the bathroom. And at 6:51, while I'm standing in his room with these 3 cute girls, here comes Matt in nothing but his skivvies. The only thing I could think to say was "and Matt here does /not/ come with the place."