Monday, February 4, 2008

it's not a hangover

i am soooo sick. i have been heaving and hurling and a whole bunch of other things i don't wanna say. i thought at first that i had just overdone it with the party foods, but as it has gone on and on i am starting to feel like i did during the Mexican Parasite Incident of 2003. if you don't know that story, it's for the better. and if you do know, you may recall that it was about 6 weeks before i was truly back to normal. this is really no good. plus, i hurt. all over. i'm assuming it's from all the heaving and hurling, but regardless of why, it hurts. oh, and it's uncomfortable to do any of the following: sit, stand, lie in bed, lie on the floor, lie on my back, lie on my side, lie on my stomach, think, breathe, or clear my throat.

flowers or bottles of pepto products can be sent to me at home.

4 comments:

  1. I think I'm having sympathy pains-I had to buy a bottle of Pepto today because I am totally nauseated...and NO THAT'S NOT WHY

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  2. Nice one, Heidi. :)

    I get morning sickness at least once a month, so I can totally relate to feeling pregnant even when you're not.

    Bleh.

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  3. How do we know you're not faking it just to get a sympathy TASER?

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